If this were a choose-your-own-adventure, your possible responses to coming upon the newly redesigned St. Austin Review site would be:

A) “Where am I?”
B) “Well, it’s about time!”
C) “Wait just a minute. This isn’t the boxes-in-boxes layout I remember. Foul play?”

Of course, if this were a choose-your-own-adventure, you’d have already gone down a wrong hallway about four choices ago, whereupon you were doomed to read page 42, in which the aliens get away after all and your only hope is that the moondust that surrounds you tastes better than it looks.

Fortunately for you, this is just a Wednesday, not a hokey (if fun) mid-70s book novelty. And what you see here is the wonderful work of Ted Schluenderfritz (as is the nifty new logo we unveiled a while ago). We hope you find the current design easier to navigate as well as easier on the eyes.

The archives and other pages will start showing up over the next several days as we migrate from the old servers. Thanks in advance for your patience.

(The mysterious voice stops narrating. Ahead you see several links. . . )